Bobby Hill from King of the Hill is one of the funniest, most quotable characters in animated TV history. His mix of innocence, wit, and unexpected wisdom makes his lines unforgettable. Whether he’s talking about propane, his love of steak, or his bizarre life in Arlen, Texas, Bobby always delivers laughs. Here are some of his best quotes that’ll make you laugh, think, or just nod in agreement.
Bobby Hill’s Most Hilarious One-Liners
Bobby’s humor comes from his pure, unfiltered honesty. Here are some of his funniest moments:
🔹 “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!” (Before kicking a grown man in the groin.)
🔹 “I don’t know you! That’s my purse!” (Repeating it because it’s that good.)
🔹 “I’m a little worried about being a slut.” (After learning about puberty.)
🔹 “I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!” (A classic defense.)
🔹 “Dang it, Bobby!” (Wait, that’s Hank. But Bobby still owns it.)
Bobby’s Unexpected Wisdom
Sometimes, Bobby says things that are surprisingly deep—or at least make you pause.
📌 “You can’t just pick and choose which laws to follow. That’s why they’re called laws.” (Bobby, the legal scholar.)
📌 “I’m not gonna lie to you, Dad. Unless it’s about something important.” (Priorities.)
📌 “I don’t have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!” (Fair point.)
📌 “I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.” (Relatable.)
📌 “If I had a nickel for every time I was wrong, I’d be broke.” (Self-awareness level: expert.)
Bobby’s Love for Food (Especially Steak)
Bobby’s passion for food is legendary. His quotes about eating are pure gold.
🔥 “I like my steak like I like my women: medium rare.” (A line that still shocks Hank.)
🔥 “I’m not hungry, I’m just bored. That’s why I eat.” (A mood.)
🔥 “I don’t get why people say ‘eat your feelings.’ My feelings are too big to fit in my mouth.” (Deep.)
🔥 “You don’t win friends with salad.” (Preach.)
🔥 “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” (Logic.)
Bobby’s Take on Life in Arlen
Living in Texas with Hank as a dad gives Bobby plenty of material.
🎯 “I’m not from Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.” (A true Texan at heart.)
🎯 “I don’t need a license to sell propane, I need a license to sell dreams.” (Bobby the salesman.)
🎯 “My daddy says I’m not supposed to talk to strangers. But you seem nice.” (Trust issues.)
🎯 “I don’t know karate, but I know crazy!” (Self-defense, Bobby-style.)
🎯 “I’m not a troublemaker. I’m just a problem solver with bad ideas.” (Accurate.)
Bobby’s Thoughts on Growing Up
Bobby’s take on childhood, puberty, and adulthood is both funny and painfully real.
💡 “I’m not a kid anymore, Dad. I’m a pre-man.” (The confidence.)
💡 “Puberty is like a second birth, except instead of a doctor slapping you, life does.” (Too real.)
💡 “I don’t need a girlfriend. I need a nap.” (Priorities.)
💡 “Adults are just kids with more money and less energy.” (True.)
💡 “I’m not afraid of growing up. I’m afraid of turning into my dad.” (Hank would be proud… maybe.) (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
Final Thoughts
Bobby Hill’s quotes are a mix of humor, accidental wisdom, and pure chaos. Whether he’s talking about food, life, or kicking strangers in self-defense, his lines stick with you. Which one’s your favorite? Drop it in the comments—let’s see who knows Bobby best! 🚀